切入正题之前，先看下面故事：
瑞士信贷大奶怒斥渣打小三，渣打女凶猛回复！
主要情节：小三上位成功。原配发邮件给亲朋好友及前夫携小三表达悲愤之情。前夫及小三纷纷回复。
由邮件系统可以看出，三人都是中国人，可是都用英文发信，说明在外企，尤其是顶级外企，你会习惯不说人话的生活。
好词好句本人都加粗显示。语法错误及烂词烂句为红色。
请好好学习，将来没准有用。
大奶发飙：
发件人: Zhang, Lily [mailto:lily.zhang@credit-suisse.com]
发送时间: 2010年2月23日 10:23
收件人: Tao, Diane; yiyang_tao@ml.com; Sun, Yonghong; Winn, Sean; Stevens, Joe; Dawson, Andrew; Morrison, Alastair; Huh, Charles; Chu, Mabel; Yee, Andrew; cici779200@yahoo.com.cn; liyi@junhe.com; delh@junhe.com; josieshen@sbcglobal.net; xy@vicap.com; dcwyml@hotmail.com; charles@chicapital.com; euniqueyoung@yahoo.com.hk; Shiu, Ruby; taeyubkim@sc.com; Lai, Daniel Xiao Ming; Li, Sherry Shao Ling; Yang, Sean; Zhang, Ting; Cheung, Clara Siu Yum; Wang, Cindy Xi; Zhu, Wei; xujane@gmail.com; Prince, Jamaliah
抄送: Yale Yang
主题: Dear friends ... Moving on ..
Dear friends,
After 13 years and 2 beautiful children together, Yale and I have parted our ways. Yale moved out last week.
Dear Diane/Tao Dan Yang,
Over the past couple of years, you knew everything about my family. You knew when my kids had their soccer tournaments, you knew when they had their swimming practices. You even knew their baby nicknames. On December 18th, 2009, on a noon flight, I took my children to the U.S. for Christmas vacation. On the very same day, December 18th, 2009, on an afternoon flight, you and Yale took off for the beaches of Phuket and shopping streets of Bangkok for Christmas vacation. Diane, as a fellow woman, I often wondered if the level of ecstasy this vacation had brought you equates to the level of devastation this vacation had brought to my children and me. Diane, I often asked myself what was it like for you to sleep in the arms of another woman's husband, other children's father? I wondered if you ever thought about us, the children and the wife, that we are made of flesh and blood, that we have feelings, that we could get hurt, very hurt, devastatingly hurt. I pondered if you knew you were destroying a family, if you knew your joy would bring endless tears to us.
We went to Beijing last week for Chinese New Year. Your clothes were in our Beijing home. My son screamed:" Mommy, don't touch those, they are disgusting! Set them on fire, burn them to hell. They are the devil's cloth!" My children are hurt. My daughter, 9 years old, now says "Mommy, I don't ever want to get married." My son, 8 years old, says "Diane is our Voldemort!" The psychological damage this affair has done to my children is catastrophic. They are forever emotionally damaged. With this, I announce you the winner.
How do I feel, Diane? This affair is like 10 thousand knives stabbing and chopping my heart all at once. This affair has left me in so much pain that I don't know how to heal myself. This affair has taught me tear supply can actually be infinite. This affair has crushed me, leaving me a corpse walking around with no heart. I don't know how to deal with this kind of pain. I don't know how to move on. But I have children. I must move on. Diane, I pray to God that you will never have to experience this kind of betrayal and hurt. I wish you and Yale a happy life together because, after all, we are all women and we all deserve to be happy.
With sincere regards,
Lily
我点评：
这篇文章有情有理，句式恢弘，举例得当，六级词汇成群结队高频出现，可谓范文。如果真要说有什么缺点，那就是情重于理，逻辑上比较吃亏，但是毕竟这种主题的文章，煽情更能让读者感同身受。
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老公回复：
主题: Re: Dear
friends ... Moving on ...
发件人: Yale Yang [mailto:yale.yang@gbridge.biz]
发送时间: 2010年2月23日 11:14
收件人: Zhang, Lily
抄送: Tao, Diane; yiyang_tao@ml.com; Sun, Yonghong; Winn, Sean; Stevens, Joe; Dawson, Andrew; Morrison, Alastair; Huh, Charles; Chu, Mabel; Yee, Andrew; cici779200@yahoo.com.cn; liyi@junhe.com; delh@junhe.com; josieshen@sbcglobal.net; xy@vicap.com; dcwyml@hotmail.com; charles@chicapital.com; euniqueyoung@yahoo.com.hk; Shiu, Ruby; taeyubkim@sc.com; Lai, Daniel Xiao Ming; Li, Sherry Shao Ling; Yang, Sean; Zhang, Ting; Cheung, Clara Siu Yum
主题: Re: Dear friends ... Moving on ...
Lily,
Please do not bring the personal issues to the public. The truth of the facts is that our marriage had falling apart 8 years ago, divorce had been in discussion 5 years ago. Our issues are known to all the people in the word! Diane had done nothing wrong for her part! I am firmly standing by and behind Diane. I will certainly hope she will marry me one day soon!
Trying to tell the people how evil I am and Diane is in this way is not going to succeed! All the people, who knows you, me and our marriage, supported my divorce, including my good friend Zhu Wei. I am sorry I have dragged everyone into this. Lily please move on!
Sincerely yours
Yale
我点评：
此老公文采不佳，语法更是错漏百出，一看便是草包一个，还搬出哥们救场，有屁用。面对原配排山倒海的气势，此男用很快的时间写出这篇回应，苍白无力，丢人到家。男人，你输了！
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小三反击：
发件人: Tao, Diane
发送时间: 2010年2月25日 10:25
收件人: Zhang, Lily
抄送: Yang, Yale;
yiyang_tao@ml.com; Sun, Yonghong; Winn,
Sean; Stevens,Joe; Dawson, Andrew; Morrison, Alastair; Huh, Charles; Chu, Mabel;
Yee, Andrew; cici779200@yahoo.com.cn; liyi@junhe.com; delh@junhe.com; josieshen@sbcglobal.net; xy@vicap.com;
dcwyml@hotmail.com; charles@chicapital.com;
euniqueyoung@yahoo.com.hk; Shiu, Ruby; taeyubkim@sc.com; Lai, Daniel Xiao Ming;
Li, Sherry Shao Ling; Yang, Sean; Zhang, Ting; Cheung, Clara Siu Yum; Wang, Cindy
Xi; Zhu, Wei;xujane@gmail.com; Prince, Jamaliah
Dear Lily,
I understand that you are going through a difficult time in
your personal life, and I sincerely hope that you will find a way to deal with
it that is the best for you and your children.
I do understand how you feel. I also understand, however, that
a marriage can only break apart from the inside. I do not appreciate your
attempt to smear my re@#$@*&tion and paint me as the home wrecker. You know as well as Yale does that your marriage fell apart long before Yale and I even met. Whether or not I am in Yale's life has nothing to do with the eventual
outcome of your marriage. I am sure you understand this as well, but you nonetheless sought to burn me on the cross as the scapegoat for your failed marriage, which I do not believe is a mature thing to do.
Your description of the emotional damage your children have
suffered is disturbing indeed. I cannot help but wondering what you have been
telling them. I would think that a mother's first and foremost priority is to
protect her children from any emotional damage, rather than using them as
bargaining chips with a spouse or as props to win public sympathy. Yale is the children's father and will always be. I am sure he will always love them and be
the best father he can be to them. Wouldn't it make more sense, for the sake of
the children's wellbeing, to emphasize to them that both their parents will
always love them even though one parent will not be living with them all the
time? I do not see what benefit there could possibly be to teach the children
to hate their own father.
You asked me how it was like to sleep in Yale's arms. I also wanted to ask you, Lily, why would you want to hang on to someone who clearly does not want to be with you at all? Lily, you are intelligent, highly-educated and you have a high-paying and well-respected job. So why did you spend so much time and energy trying to force someone who does not care about you to stay with you? As a fellow woman I want to ask you this, don't you think you deserve better? If there's anything that is worse than sleeping in the arms of another woman's husband, it is sleeping in the arms of someone who resents you, cannot stand you and wants to run away from you whenever he gets a chance. So Lily, why
would you want to put yourself in that situation? Once again, don't think you
deserve better?
I sincerely hope that the pain you are currently feeling will subside soon and you can turn a new leaf in your life. Please remember, you can lose a job, you can lose a spouse, but you should never lose yourself. And please, do not vent your negative feelings on your children. They are innocent. Please always keep in mind their best interests rather than your own. You deserve true happiness, and I hope that you will find it soon.
Best regards,
Diane
我点评：
明显，一个不咄咄逼人的小三不是好小三。面对强劲的挑衅，此小三明显使出了浑身解数，首先通过转移话题的方法应对原配的呐喊，其次又反客为主，抢占局面，落井下石，可谓经典。面对各种六级词汇，小三也抛出各种大词应对，气场相当，而且说理得当，实在是赢了面子。
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总评：
此男人命真好。
回到正题，如果你是这个男的,在两位神仙姐姐的熏陶之下，还好意思写出这么烂的英文邮件，那才有够逊。 |
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